"I mean, college life, I'm really looking forward to it"

Okay, I promised I'd never have fun with a Michelle Wie session with the media. Not until she's 18. But this is, uh, noteworthy...

Q. Are you planning on going to college, and if so, in what field?

MICHELLE WIE: Yeah, I definitely want to go to college. I think that's very important for me to continue my education. I mean, college life, I'm really looking forward to it. I'm not really actually certain on what I want to study, but definitely something like business or economics or marketing, somewhere around there I think would be really interesting.


Q. Maybe this is the course, but I was just wondering what's your favorite course that the public can actually get out and play, your favorite public access course?

MICHELLE WIE: Well, this course is amazing. There's a lot of amazing holes out here, especially the one with the waterfall and the statue of John Daly. I think that's pretty cool. It's a fun golf course. I mean, it's wide and challenging.

A waterfall and a John Daly statue on the same hole? Oh yeah, it's over. The game has gone to hell.