Where's Marty Hackel When You Need Him Files: Golf Bras For The Discerning Japanese Woman

Harriet Alexander introduces us to the best sign yet that we have hit rock bottom and that there are fashion designers doing their best to really make people hate golf. That would be after reading about the "new bra to appeal to Japan's busy golfing women."

The green corset-style garment can be removed and unrolled to create a 1.5m-long putting mat.
When the user sinks a putt into one of the cups, a built-in speaker pumps out a congratulatory "Nice shot!".

You know I could chime in here with a thought, but my mother reads this site.

The bra also features pockets for extra golf balls and tees, and a detachable flag pin that serves as a score pencil.

The bra set comes with a skirt with the words "Be Quiet" printed on the rear, which doubles up as a flag for use on the course.

Quite how the user is supposed to do cover herself when she removes the underwear is unclear.
Twice a year, Triumph unveils a new novelty bra in Japan to highlight social trends.

Japanese women needing to practice their putting is a social trend? Heaven help us.