Ponte Vedra SWAT Unit Takes Out Rogue PGA Tour Tweeter

Poor Charlie Beljan barely got to spend much time on Twitter.

Just two hours after his classy takedown of the President and slapdown of one of the two admitted fans of his career reached a wider reading audience, a team of exclusively white middle-aged men in Oxfords rolled up their sleeves, exchanged frantic emails and maybe even conference calls, only to swoop in to convince the fledgling tour player to never post another Tweet again. And did it in record time!

Somehow I'm guessing charity was a beneficiary too, though PGA Tour VP of Not Discussing Player Fines Donated To Charity, Ty Votaw, contacted by this website, declined comment when asked if the tour had a position on Beljan's Tweets or if his insult directed toward a fan was met with a bank account deduction.

The remains of the Beljan account: